(via workaholic-jake)
Misty morning
They were out when dad and I got home
too right. jerks
total fuckers in a nutshell
Niko Ohlsson
good lord and butter.
You all know damn well that if this man is in your room and starts to undress and you see whatever is happening above his hips, you are going to start looking for that “Mattel” sign branded somewhere up his butt.
I bet his penis is just a flat hump, just like that Ken doll.
Don’t even.
I don’t even care
(via pricklylegs)
Grammy and Jack making cookies
this took forever to get posted. Finally had to upload to youtube first. this is my kiddo and my “cold” voice and my mom. Please don’t reblog.